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b. 1986, HK.

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(949) 400-4445

Ryanthomashill8675@gmail.com

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Hello! I'm a former professional dancer (no, not stripper–but thank you for thinking I have the body to pull it off) turned advertising copywriter who moonlights as a standup comedian.

I believe that we are united through our common emotional experiences. The setting and the players may differ, but the core emotional realities of human life–joy, frustration, satisfaction, sadness, anger, love, empathy–are universal. The most exciting part of being a writer is finding those experiences we've all been through, the "emotional landscape" of a brand, and expressing it in a way that brings people together.

Also, I'm gay as Christmas, so I know a lot about working out and more than I care to admit about the Real Housewives of every major American city.